8/29/2002 10:01:00 PM [ link ]
Dear Self,
In the future, do not attempt to take "power naps". There is no such thing as a power nap. There are only attempted power naps that ends up lasting two hours when the alarm doesn't go off. If you are tired enough to need a nap, you will sleep for two hours. If you are not prepared to sleep that long, do not attempt to go to sleep at all. Avoid your bed at all costs.
Even if certain people try to convince you that a nap will be good for you, do not fall for their evil ploy!!
Sincerely,
Self
