8/05/2002 11:19:00 AM [ link ]
As if I needed more proof that my landlords have their heads irremovably wedged between their buttocks.
(phone rings)
me: Hello?
woman: Is Michelle there?
me: No.
woman: (nauseatingly chipper) Oh, well this is Jeannie from Parkview*, could you just tell her that we have a package -
me: Actually, she doesn't live here anymore.
woman: Oh.
woman: ...
woman: Could you give me her new telephone number then?
me: Why would I know that?
woman: I just thought... maybe she was your roomate?
me: No.
Shouldn't my own landlord have record of the fact that Michelle (and everyone she lived with) moved out several months ago?
* Parkview Properties: "We're here to make your life comfortable!"
cough. Right.
