5/11/2002 08:26:00 PM [ link ]
Greenway Laundry Room, I have battled with you for the last time today. Through floods and fires, through your staunch refusal to dry my clothes, and even through your habit of forgetting to drain the water before declaring that my clothes are done washing, I have stood by you. I have visited you frequently, feeding you socks and quarters. All your childish behavior I have tolerated with the utmost patience. I have been inordinately faithful to you. But something needs to change. I know this isn't easy for you to hear, but... I feel that this relationship is suffocating me. And I can't go on like this. It is time for me to move on.
I am so sorry.
