3/23/2004 07:30:00 PM   [ link ]

A few weeks ago I noticed an internet ad that said "Don't forget that Mother's Day is coming up soon!" along with a date. I diligently wrote down the date in my calendar, and scheduled my computer to remind me to call my mom. However, when I called my mother, she seemed confused.

"Isn't Mother's Day in May?" she said.

Pshhhht. "Isn't Mother's Day in May?" What kind of stupid question is that? Mother's day is today, Mom, the internet told me so, and I know it must be right.

But then I found this.

I called my mom on THE WRONG MOTHER'S DAY.