9/10/2002 11:47:00 PM   [ link ]

notes:

Strawberry jam is the Aryan race of sandwich spreads. It snobbily believes in its superiority over mere jelly. &*%$ing elitist jam.

Maintenance people at our apartment were too lazy to remove a single square of duct tape from Jenny's wall before painting the room. They painted over it.

In desperate search of procrastination, I just built a tower of soda cans. Now I can't get to the volume on my stereo without contorting myself.

I am posting instead of doing the homework that is due tomorrow.

Someone help me, I think I am losing my mind.


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