9/23/2002 11:21:00 PM   [ link ]

Jenny was somewhat unreasonably incensed by my last post, calling it "libel" since I paraphrased her statement instead of directly quoting it. She offers the following as possible replacements:

Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (arms spread in the gesture the stereotypical fisherman would make while describing for the twelfth time a four inch fish that got away).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (makes a gesture of about three feet).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (flings arms apart).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (a small alien climbs out of Jenny's ear, summons a measuring tape from the deep, and stretches it to precisely 1.2 meters).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (makes same the gesture used in the "I have a headache and it's this big" commercial).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (insert witty statement to describe the gesture made by Jenny).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (insert not quite so witty statement to describe the gesture made by Jenny).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (insert really dumb statement to describe the gesture made by Jenny because you're running out of ideas).
Jenny: Then "fun" size would be about this big (almost misspell describe three times).


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