12/29/2002 10:46:00 PM [ link ]
Once I claimed to be self-sufficient. I am not self sufficient.
I am weak.
12/17/2002 08:56:00 PM [ link ]
The wisdom of Pete:
"Hey, wouldn't it be weird if you looked out the car right now, and there was Satan on a tricycle, and he was going faster than you?"
"Dingleberry? I'd call it more of a.... dangleberry."
"You know what? I think I'm gonna start saving all the stuff I spit out when I brush my teeth."
"Ewwww, Pete, that's gross!"
"Well, I was thinking I could market it as a beverage. Or maybe a kid's toy, like Gak!"
12/16/2002 10:10:00 AM [ link ]
Loooove at the Laundromat
This week's episode is in stark contrast to the last (in which our heroine meets a cute boy and plays Ms. Pacman). This time, Amy is roughly asked to leave the video game area so that a creepy man and his equally creepy friend might play Ms. Pacman. She is forced to stand while two grimy, unshaven men take the last two chairs for their game. They don't even do any laundry.
Will Amy ever find the man of her dreams? Tune in next time to the finest in daytime television: Loooove at the Laundromat.
12/12/2002 11:44:00 PM [ link ]
where by "confidential" I mean "I'm going to post it to my public weblog"
And the answer is no, Ben. It was not. Thank any applicable higher powers.
12/11/2002 11:23:00 AM [ link ]
how not to hit on me:
"You know, you're way too cute to be an engineer."
I HATE THAT STEREOTYPE MORE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. STOP BOTHERING ME AND ALLOW ME TO WORK ON MY ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING PROJECT BEFORE I REDUCE YOUR ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING PROJECT TO A SMALL PILE OF ASH.
Thank you that is all.
12/09/2002 02:49:00 AM [ link ]
yes.
12/04/2002 11:28:00 PM [ link ]
kinda I want to
After procrastinating for weeks, I am finally writing my paper for ballet. It's 11:24pm, the night before the paper is due. I thought that to get myself in the mood maybe I should listen to the music I am writing about: Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring. But I don't really feel like it.
Am I allowed to write a paper about classical ballet while listening to Nine Inch Nails? I hope so, because that's what I'm going to do.
12/04/2002 01:11:00 AM [ link ]
2 pairs of socks - check.
hot cocoa - check.
extra sweatshirt - check.
heat turned up to 90 degrees - check.
scarf - check.
gloves with fingers cut out so I can still write my paper - check.
something is wrong with this picture. oh. that would be the fact that in my apartment, turning the heat up to 90 degrees results in an ambient room temperature of approximately 59 degrees. am I allowed to build a campfire?
12/03/2002 10:55:00 PM [ link ]
hmmmph
The store didn't have my usual mascara. I bought a random one. Turns out the wand is about twice as big as what I'm used to. Feels like I'm applying mascara with a toilet brush. Hmmmph.